Apr. 11th, 2007
Guess the state. Go ahead, take a guess.
Apr. 11th, 2007 04:03 pmCatcalling from your pickup truck not producing the desired swooning from female pedestrian? She's obviously just a frigid cockteasing bitch, run her over!
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Apr. 11th, 2007 04:24 pmFord CEO claims he was "just joking" when he claimed to have committed treason.
(Previously: Ford CEO admits to treason by giving material aid and comfort to enemies of the USA.)
(Previously: Ford CEO admits to treason by giving material aid and comfort to enemies of the USA.)
Bwahahahahahah. Yet more hoisting!
Apr. 11th, 2007 04:41 pmPreviously on Hot Live Weasel Theatre:
US Gov't: Hah! We have gotten a court injunction prohibiting you from selling your records or making a profit from them! Now, we will take you to court on our money laundering charges!
DC Madam: Curses, you've got me. Oh, ABC News?
ABC News: You rang?
DC Madam: Here, take all these records for free and without recompense of any sort.
ABC News: Joy!
US Gov't: OH HOLY CRAP NO. WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA GET FIRED.
US Gov't: You ran a whorehouse in DC! You're up on racketeering and money laundering charges!And now, on Hot Live Weasel Theatre, we continue Our Story:
DC Madam: If that's the case, then maybe I'll sell the records of my client list to pay for my defense.
US Gov't: OH HOLY CRAP NO NO PLEASE DON'T!
US Gov't: Hah! We have gotten a court injunction prohibiting you from selling your records or making a profit from them! Now, we will take you to court on our money laundering charges!
DC Madam: Curses, you've got me. Oh, ABC News?
ABC News: You rang?
DC Madam: Here, take all these records for free and without recompense of any sort.
ABC News: Joy!
US Gov't: OH HOLY CRAP NO. WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA GET FIRED.
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Movie News.
Apr. 11th, 2007 10:27 pmJet Li
Jackie Chan
Yuen Wo Ping
ONE MOVIE.
Directed by the guy who did... The Lion King? Oh, well, still.
Jackie Chan
Yuen Wo Ping
ONE MOVIE.
Directed by the guy who did... The Lion King? Oh, well, still.
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Apr. 11th, 2007 11:31 pmHey, remember how BushCo were caught using email services belonging to the Republican Party from the White House in an attempt to go around regulations saying that all White House emails must be logged and stored?
Wouldn't you know it? AS SOON AS those emails about all the illegal shit they were doing got subpoena'd, there was a tragic accident and all the Republican Party-owned email backups were lost. So sorry, all of their discussions about illegal stuff beyond the "use RNC email instead of WH email!" things have no paper trail. How sad!
Wouldn't you know it? AS SOON AS those emails about all the illegal shit they were doing got subpoena'd, there was a tragic accident and all the Republican Party-owned email backups were lost. So sorry, all of their discussions about illegal stuff beyond the "use RNC email instead of WH email!" things have no paper trail. How sad!
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Apr. 11th, 2007 11:35 pmOn Friday March 30, 2007 at around 3:00pm, Mr. Kuldip Singh Nag, a Sikh American who was awarded the Bronze Star for his service in the U.S. Navy during the first Gulf War, was at his home in Joliet, IL when a local police officer noticed that a van parked on Mr. Nag’s private property had expired registration tags. Upon being confronted with this, Mr. Nag’s wife, Vera Kaur Nag, informed the officer that the van is parked on their driveway and was inoperable.
Mr. Nag then came outside to answer the officer’s questions regarding the van. The Joliet police officer then demanded that Mr. Nag park the van inside his garage and not on the driveway, to which Mr. Nag responded to the officer that it was not possible and that regardless, the van is parked on his private property and he has a right to park it on his driveway.
At this moment, the officer pulled out his pepper spray and attacked Mr. Nag. As Mr. Nag screamed in agony, the officer removed his baton and violently struck Mr. Nag numerous times until he fell to the ground. While the assault ensued, the officer was reported by both Mr. and Mrs. Nag as saying, “You f****** Arab! You f***** immigrant, go back to you f****** country before I kill you!”
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Note that this story is coming from the Sikh American Legal Defence & Education Fund, which is providing Mr. Nag's legal counsel. As such, they are not inherently an unbiased source, and this has not yet been reported by any news sources.
Mr. Nag then came outside to answer the officer’s questions regarding the van. The Joliet police officer then demanded that Mr. Nag park the van inside his garage and not on the driveway, to which Mr. Nag responded to the officer that it was not possible and that regardless, the van is parked on his private property and he has a right to park it on his driveway.
At this moment, the officer pulled out his pepper spray and attacked Mr. Nag. As Mr. Nag screamed in agony, the officer removed his baton and violently struck Mr. Nag numerous times until he fell to the ground. While the assault ensued, the officer was reported by both Mr. and Mrs. Nag as saying, “You f****** Arab! You f***** immigrant, go back to you f****** country before I kill you!”
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Note that this story is coming from the Sikh American Legal Defence & Education Fund, which is providing Mr. Nag's legal counsel. As such, they are not inherently an unbiased source, and this has not yet been reported by any news sources.
