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"Having eliminated all terrorism in the real world, the U.S. intelligence community is working to develop software that will detect violent extremists infiltrating World of Warcraft "

Eyeball tattoos!

"Now that this experiment has been started, please wait for us to either heal or go blind before trying it."

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Exxon still arguing in court that they shouldn't have to pay for the Valdez disaster.

The penalties are equivalent to *three week's profit*, and they've spent 19 years appealing the ruling against them.

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Moose bites can be very nasty!

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The best epitaphs are self-authored.

"The central question that emerges...is whether the White community in the South is entitled to take such measures as are necessary to prevail, politically and culturally, in areas where it does not predominate numerically? The sobering answer is Yes--the White community is so entitled because, for the time being, it is the advanced race."
--William F. Buckley, National Review