I have seen the future.

Baby moose tests humans to see if they are properly respectful, then considers carefully whether their response was sufficient that it should continue to not spit poison in their eyes and eat them.

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Woman hit by moose while visiting sister hit by moose.

"'Are the moose going out [on a] hunting season for my family?' Everitt said."

Moose.

It is siphoning the lake, processing fish into their component elements, and ejecting the unneeded water via structures that you or I might call "antlers" but in moose are actually wastewater ejection ports that double as bearcrushers.

This is a critical part of the reproductive lifecycle of moose.