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When your biceps are larger than your dog, your dog is too small.

It has come to my attention that some of you do not know about Myths Retold.

so basically like that game where I kick you in the nuts
and then you kick me in the nuts
and so on
except you get to go first
and we are playing with AXES
and Arthur is like THAT DOES NOT SOUND SUSPICIOUS AT ALL
- Sir Gawain And The Green Knight