When your biceps are larger than your dog, your dog is too small.

[theweaselking]

Comments

[kafziel.livejournal.com]

That, or your body is some freakish meat nightmare out of Cliff Bleszinski's wettest dreams.

[onlyonechoice.livejournal.com]

Body by Rob Liefeld.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Not enough pouches, and has feet. Clearly not Liefeld.

[onlyonechoice.livejournal.com]

I was ready to waive the feet issue, but you're right.

[crazy-alexy.livejournal.com]

That's.... terrifying. o.0

[perfessorevil.livejournal.com]

I don't know why people keep thinking Josh Barnett is on the 'roids... (ok, I know that isn't him, but sure looks like him)

[uglychicken.livejournal.com]

When your biceps are that big I would imagine your dog could be any goddamn size you want.

[swwoodsy.livejournal.com]

I snorted at that.

And I do LOVE a big, burly man, but that is just ridiculous. NOT that I would ever say that to his face....

[maelorin]

that big, he's probably slow as an ox.

strong as one, but slow.

[spartonian.livejournal.com]

It's not worth the risk to find out.

[aeduna.livejournal.com]

s/dog/companion/g

[phantoms-siren.livejournal.com]

That's not a dog that's a snack

[a1057soul.livejournal.com]

more like "When your biceps are bigger than your girlfriend, is to small..."

:o.
Dan

[falconwarrior.livejournal.com]

ffff, beaten to it.

[mhoye.livejournal.com]

When your biceps are bigger than your girlfriend, the drugs have probably made your penis too small.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

When I was a kid, I was at some kind of sports expo at Ye Olde Seattle Kingdome, and there was a hollow mold of some football player's leg at one booth. I wasn't that young, maybe 12-13, and even then I could still fit inside it.

[rickbooth.livejournal.com]

He's big enough even without the 'shopping... http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/4280/hes-baaaaaaaaaaaaack *grrr popups

[maelorin]

yup.

[chaosrah.livejournal.com]

I thought I had seen that pic before, thanks for the reminder

[wherever.livejournal.com]

I knew it.

[peristaltor.livejournal.com]

Never mind the dog. Is no one is concerned about the relatively freakish tininess of his damned head?!?

[ardys-the-ghoul.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah, it looks like it was screwed onto the wrong body. His head is pasted on!

[jdarkwulf.livejournal.com]

Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank

[maelorin]

*snigger*

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

[rdmasters.livejournal.com]

Punt Manmeat
...

[sola.livejournal.com]

My first thought was, for some reason, the amoutn of meat you'd need to eat to maintain a frame like that. Even the unshooped dude probably downs more protein in a week than i eat in a month. Erk.

[lederhosen.livejournal.com]

Why do you think he takes a dog along when he goes out?

[sophia8.livejournal.com]

When your muscles are so big that you can bend brick walls just with the backdraught of your passing - they're too big.

[jerril]

This comment made me sporfle. Thanks. :)

[willplant.livejournal.com]

http://www.hollyscoop.com/geri-halliwell-pictures/365.aspx?PGImageID=1288

[arielstarshadow.livejournal.com]

"I'm the Juggernaut, bitch?"