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Nov. 14th, 2011 11:27 am
Nov. 14th, 2011
More Skyrim hilarity.
Nov. 14th, 2011 11:02 pmYou can tell that whoever designed the water-powered sawmills in Skyrim has *never been to* a real sawmill.
(Or cut wood with a saw. Seriously.)
They've seen PICTURES of a sawmill, you can tell - but they have *no* conception of how much power the water delivers, how fast the blade moves, how much noise it makes.... or what a sawmill actually does.
(Hint: Sawing through the middle of a big round log produces lumber that's no good for anyone.)
Level 43, maxed out Smithing and Pickpocket because those two skills TOTALLY just grind themselves when you're not looking.
(Or cut wood with a saw. Seriously.)
They've seen PICTURES of a sawmill, you can tell - but they have *no* conception of how much power the water delivers, how fast the blade moves, how much noise it makes.... or what a sawmill actually does.
(Hint: Sawing through the middle of a big round log produces lumber that's no good for anyone.)
Level 43, maxed out Smithing and Pickpocket because those two skills TOTALLY just grind themselves when you're not looking.