A Slice Of Life:

Me: "This is the best time of year for reading professor blogs. They're all talking about exam questions involving Emperor Zog Vs Charlemagne and catching students plagiarising, for the holidays. [Professor Friend] just caught a person *during* a live presentation for a Comparative Religion course!"

torrain: "Is there a reason this person isn't just being expelled?"

Me: "Apparently the head of department recommended mercy."

torrain: "But it's the perfect time of year to make a sacrifice, to make the sun come back!"

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Mitt Romney, first Klansman president.

Not that there's much difference between "Mormon" and "Klansman" to begin with given Laman and Lemuel, but Romney seems determined to narrow the gap by adopting Klan slogans.

An illustrative guide!

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Doktor Chad: "Exactly how strong *is* a Grinch?"