Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale.

Cassetteboy vs the BBC

via twentytwowords

Guess the state!

Man accused of stealing DVDs, fleeing scene in a car, returning to the scene, crashing the car, fleeing on foot, shaving his beard, returning to scene, attempting to head butt an officer, getting tazed. THE ARISTOCRATS.

Headline stolen wholesale from Fark.com, for the record.

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