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"Man Says He Danced on Police Car's Roof to Summon Aid Against Vampires"

the suspect was "clear and alert when advising that he had not taken any recreational drugs or alcohol, and was not currently diagnosed with any mental health conditions." He then advised that he had come to that location "because when he opened his front door, a woman with fangs was threatening him, and that a human sacrifice was about to occur involving vampires. Therefore, [he] made the conscious decision to get the Sheriff of Nottingham to help him stop the slaughter of small children."

The suspect then invoked his Miranda rights and refused to answer any further questions.

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