Feb. 16th, 2016

theweaselking: (Work now)
I did a Humble thing and got one thing I wanted, two things I wanted to try, and a bunch of spares.

Things on Steam:
I've got three full copies of Vertiginous Golf. It is, uh, I'll just let the developer speak for themself:

"Vertiginous Golf is a dystopian steam punk mini golf adventure game set in the skies above an alternate world where life on the ground is enveloped in permanent smog, constant darkness and never-ending rain."

I've got one free full copy of War Of The Vikings, a multiplayer-only combat game.

I've got an "ultimate starter pack" for Dirty Bomb, a F2P arena Shooter.

Outside Steam:
I've got skins for SMITE, a 30-day subscription for Curse Premium (a modding engine for WoW, Minecraft, Kerbal Space Program, and a crapload of others), and item bundles for Stronghold Kingdoms, Robocraft, Heroes And Generals, and Wildstar.


Anyone want any of them?
theweaselking: (Horsey!)
Campaign manager: "OK, we're in third, we need something that really sells 'AMERICA'. Heartland, Made In America feelings. Let's brainstorm."

Marco Rubio: "Vancouver!"

Campaign manager: "Uh..."

Marco Rubio: "Vancouver! We'll use Vancouver in our ads. Distinctive Vancouver landmarks, Canadian flags, all that jazz."

Campaign manager: "Okay, everyone does love Vancouver, it's a wonderful place, but are you sure that really says 'America' to Joe Sixpack?"

Marco Rubio: "YOU'RE FIRED. New campaign manager, we're going to prominently feature Vancouver in our rah-rah go-America-go 'Vote Rubio' ads. Any complaints?"

New campaign manager: "None at all!"


I kinda wish Cruz had made this particular stupid own-goal.

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