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Hey, remember when John Kasich's brand was "I'm the sane Republican"? I don't blame you if you forgot, "sane" never polls more than 2% among American Republicans, so you could totally be forgiven for forgetting John "sanity is a rounding error among my target audience" Kasich.

Anyway. Kasich has decided that sanity is off-brand, and as "the only sane Republican" in September 2016, he's decided his best course of action is to attack Daniel Radcliffe. Yes, the English actor who played Harry Potter. Because Radcliffe has said "I am an adult who tries to understand the world and deal with it like an adult" and Kasich apparently considers attacking that something that will win him votes in the USA.

Kasich isn't WRONG, by the way. He's deeply stupid, but not wrong.

My day.

I love this game's idea of "subtle"

Lorenzo de Medici: "I need some corrupt guards killed and I need it to look like an accident."

Me, walks up to guard in crowded market and grabs him in a headlock, dragging him towards a well: "HELLO do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour HAHAHA SNEAK ATTACK TOSSED YOU DOWN A WELL!"

Guard: [faint muffled splash, glub, blippy interface noise of combat ending because all enemies are now underwater and sinking]

Me, doing a victory dance on the lip of the well, in his best Ducky voice: "Guard go down the hooooooole"

Crowd of 40+ civilians: [shocked stares]

Me, drawing a sword, shouting: "He was drunk and fell in on his own. I was never here."

Crowd of 40+ civilians: "He was drunk and fell on his his own. What assassin? We will probably never notice the dead body in our water supply."

Me, running off, shoving people and tearing up "wanted" posters with my face on them: "Yay!"

Lorenzo de Medici: "Excellent work, here's a bonus for keeping it quiet."

(Assassin's Creed 2)