A slice of life.

torrain, returning from LCBO: "Look what I got!"



Me: "It's pink and has skulls. OF COURSE you bought it. It's your brand!"

torrain: "I do not have a brand. And if I had a brand it would have mushroom clouds."

Me: "If that had a mushroom cloud, you would have bought ALL of them."

torrain: "I would not! I would have bought three."

Me: "And how many of them were there?"

torrain: "....three."