Randy Milholland is once again pure genius.

[theweaselking]

Comments

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

I always wonder when exactly the pilgrims got squished into this holiday. Because it was created by Lincoln as a national day of prayer and giving thanks. And unless Abe had a time machine I don't think he was involved with the pilgrims...

[zenten.livejournal.com]

Well, it wasn't exactly created by him, as our celebration of it has nothing to do with him, for instance.

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

Lincoln's Thanksgiving proclamation

[skola.livejournal.com]

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_147.html

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the further clarification...

[falconwarrior.livejournal.com]

Today is not the last Thursday of November. That would be next week, the 30th.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Yes, but this *is* the fourth thursday in November, which is when you strange backwards heathens hold your "thanksgiving" ceremony, instead of the second Monday of October, which is As God Intended.

[spartonian.livejournal.com]

The 2nd Monday in October is already spoken for.

[torrain.livejournal.com]

Well yes, but if you are willing to see the error of your ways and hold Thanksgiving then, then I am sure we would be willing to share.