OMG

Date: 2006-11-28 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wraith-mistress.livejournal.com
That is the best. I'm going to have to forward that to my friends.

I was trying so hard to read it and not laugh out loud. But when I got to this I lost it.

What skills do D&D players have that can be applied to sex?

I can open a two-liter of Mountain Dew with the armored ridge of my taint. ’nuff said.

::Dies:: Too funny

Marlene

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Date: 2006-11-28 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torrain.livejournal.com
"[S]tudent/teacher" and "boss/secretary" do not sound like choices that would inspire one to role-playing greatness. Consider a classic like .... "half-orc paladin/gelatinous cube."
Gyah.

Though still not quite as bad as the mental image of Nyarlathotep throwing his panties.

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