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What would YOU do with a drunken sailor?

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Date: 2007-01-02 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unnamed525.livejournal.com
Tie her up first then fuckin' nail her.

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Date: 2007-01-02 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] publius1.livejournal.com
Depends. Is it early in the mor-ning?

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Date: 2007-01-02 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flemco.livejournal.com
Smack him in the testes with a hedgehog.

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Date: 2007-01-02 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackoutofthebox.livejournal.com
PUT HIM IN PINK AND THROW HIM IN A BIKER BAR.

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Date: 2007-01-02 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dakiwiboid.livejournal.com
Put him on charges.

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Date: 2007-01-02 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zenten.livejournal.com
Depends on the sailor.

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Date: 2007-01-02 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] affreca.livejournal.com
Watch as he insults shore patrol so much, the first class on shore patrol punches him. Then take him to Captain's Mast.

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Date: 2007-01-02 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moosl.livejournal.com
Depends -- is the rum gone?

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Date: 2007-01-02 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thathatedguy.livejournal.com
Eat a can of spinach and bench press a Honda.

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Date: 2007-01-02 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rhiannonmai.livejournal.com
Nail his testes to the floor and set him on fire.
Oh wait. That's for child molesters.

Drive him out to the desert and let him figure out how he got there..

(Traditional - Arr. GBS)

Date: 2007-01-02 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rhiannonmai.livejournal.com
(Traditional - Arr. GBS)

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

CHORUS:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

CHORUS

Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Earl-eye in the morning!

CHORUS

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

CHORUS

Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Earl-eye in the morning!

CHORUS

Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Earl-eye in the morning!

CHORUS

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

CHORUS

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!

CHORUS

Re: (Traditional - Arr. GBS)

Date: 2007-01-02 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaosrah.livejournal.com
i remember a few other lines... something about putting him somewhere with a hosepipe in him.. or something.. damn, i can't remember, but i had to sing that dang song in middle school chorus..

Re: (Traditional - Arr. GBS)

Date: 2007-01-02 09:50 pm (UTC)
jerril: A cartoon head with caucasian skin, brown hair, and glasses. (Default)
From: [personal profile] jerril
Put him in the scuppers with a hawsepipe on him...
Heave him by the leg in a running bowline...
Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under...

Care of Wikipedia but there are many other verses. People keep making them up.

Note that all the traditional ones are tortures, punishments for a sailor who is discovered drunk while on duty.

The "captains daughter" is a reference to a flogging whip or some other torture device (I forget the horrible details, I don't think it's the cat'o'nine but I could be mistaken).

Shaving his belly with a rusty razor will result in cuts and scrapes.

Put him in the scuppers with a hawsepipe on him refers to soaking him with cold sea water

Heave him by the leg in a running bowline refers to stringing the poor bastard up by one leg

Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under refers to tying him to the railing around a ship while she's pitching so much that he'll be repeatedly submurged into the ocean. Probably fatal, depending on how long you do it.

Keelhauling someone involves tying a rope to him and passing the rope down under the ship and up the other side, then pulling on the rope to drag him down off the ship, along the (sharp barnacle encrusted) hull under water and back up the other side, bloodied and lacerated.

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Date: 2007-01-02 09:53 pm (UTC)
jerril: A cartoon head with caucasian skin, brown hair, and glasses. (Default)
From: [personal profile] jerril
Ah, excuse me, I've found it.

"The captains daughter was the largest canon on the ship (where a canon sits is known as a bed) so a punishment was to be tied in with the captains daughter. Since space on ships are precious and ships rock about on the sea being put in a bed with a heavy canon could be very painful."

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Date: 2007-01-03 02:07 am (UTC)
frith: Cosgrove/Onuki (anime retelling) (Bear eye)
From: [personal profile] frith
Cool! Good info. I hadn't considered the barnacles while keelhauling.

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Date: 2007-01-02 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreamshade.livejournal.com
Steal his Flogging Molly tickets.

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Date: 2007-01-02 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graethorne.livejournal.com
One-way ticket on trebuchet express?

Re: (Traditional - Arr. GBS)

Date: 2007-01-02 09:43 pm (UTC)
jerril: A cartoon head with caucasian skin, brown hair, and glasses. (Default)
From: [personal profile] jerril
Put him in the longboat and make him bail 'er!

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Date: 2007-01-03 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waterspyder.livejournal.com
The real question is "What would Jesus do with a drunken sailor"?

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Date: 2007-01-03 03:43 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] sola.livejournal.com
Soak 'im in oil 'til he sprouts a flipper!

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Date: 2007-01-03 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spartonian.livejournal.com
I'd put me to bed and hope for no hangover.

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