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[theweaselking]

Not news: Student submits assignment on CD, but gives the wrong CD to the professor.
News: The CD is full of child pornography.

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[seriesfinale.livejournal.com]

To quote the dumbass in the article: "Oh snap."

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

I read that, I mean seriously "Oh snap" is not an opening line to mail your professor with... maybe "Oh benevolant professor who currently holds the keys to my future, in your bountiful mercy please return the CD I bestowed upon you and please accept this newer and shinier CD, preferably without academic penalty."

What a douche.

[netcrimes.livejournal.com]

ROTFL.

*Where* do you find all this good stuff? You make me laugh. I want to marry you.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

You'll have to argue with my fiancee over that - and she knows where I sleep and has keys to get in, so she has a serious advantage in that regard.

(As for where I find it? This one came from Warren Ellis' blog. Other things come from whereever I am at any given time. My Friends page is full of people and communities who post weird and wonderful and awesome stuff, and I filter it and a few other places for cool stuff to share.)