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[theweaselking]

Not news: Man dons a ski mask, robs neighbour.

News: The neighbour is his grandfather, who he addresses as "pa-paw", he calls the house's other resident by name, and he leaves trail of clothing and money across the TEN FEET between his grandfather's door and his own.

Comments

[ironphoenix.livejournal.com]

Well, it could be a frame-up.

Either that, or an insanity plea is likely forthcoming.

[ryusen.livejournal.com]

As soon as i saw the State, it no longer surprised me .p

[toku666.livejournal.com]

So, the natural first question should be:

Is this man ONLY his "pa-paw?"

[paoconnell.livejournal.com]

"Yew know yer a redneck if yer family tree does not fork."