Today in a nutshell.

[theweaselking]

Ah, American politics. Moonie Times prints a sourceless story that Obama is secretly a Muslim (and that's bad), Faux News picks of the story from the Moonie Times and claims they got it from Hillary Clinton.

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Bird Redoes Civil War #1

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THEY WAIT

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Windows Vista Ultimate Limited Numbered Signature Edition.

No, really.

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Also,

Last Request

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BEER FOR DOGS

Comments

[anivair.livejournal.com]

Holy crap. those civil war comics are about the funniest thing ever.

[toku666.livejournal.com]

That panel focuses in on one of those really big questions: Who, other than Dr. Doom and the guys Dr. Strange was already fighting, could possibly do a fucking thing about Dr. Strange?

Abomination: Rarrrrrrrrr I'm big and green and sometimes Russian.

Dr. Strange: Helko Kelviko, you're a fuckin' lawn chair.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

The real comic has Reed's response as something very close to "Actually, Stephen, you are one of the ones we specifically wanted to make a specific, separate deal with" - promptly followed by Strange telling them to fuck off and leaving for the entire rest of the series, presumably to prevent deus ex machina too early and to PROVIDE deus ex machina towards the end when they can't figure out how to end the story.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

Doctor Strange: "huh. This explosion thing sure does suck. Too bad it never happened."

The Rest of the Marvel Universe: "That was odd. Did you feel something?"

Doctor Strange: has tea and ladyfingers.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Strange isn't that strong, especially when it comes to past events. He can't change the past or raise the dead.

But if he'd been there, he very likely could have contained or deflected the explosion, or diverted it into a gate to Baron Mordo's beach house, or locked Nitro in a little pocket dimension where time doesn't exist (he did that to Cthulhu once)... I have no idea what the current incarnation's powers are like, but he's DOCTOR FUCKING STRANGE.