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[theweaselking]

Ted Haggard announces that he's cured, is not gay any more.

The pool on how soon he's caught buttsexing again, for the record, is measured in weeks. Smart money lies at about the 25 mark. The pool on how soon he's *actually* buttsexing again is also measured in weeks, but there the best bets are in the 5-10 margin.

Comments

[flemco.livejournal.com]

You're forgetting the pool of how many weeks before a horde of his ex-lovers stampede forth crying "bullshit!" I give that about 3 weeks.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Hey, now, you're grieviously ignoring any oral he gives or receives during that time.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

That's a given, and so is boring to bet on.

[toku666.livejournal.com]

"It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."

Uh, I smoke a lot (A LOT) of pot, and I haven't said anything this stupid in a long time.

"He was only having ass-sex during the times which he was having ass-sex."

I guess the rest of the tele- and otherwise-vangelists that came before him set the bar too high, what with the ass-sex without cessation.

The mind boggles. Great to hear he's "cured," though, I'm sure many wonderful blessings will come to him now.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

See, you don't count, though. the fact that you smoke a lot of pot is counterbalanced by the fact that you're a freaking genious. I know people who have said way dumber things sober. I work with them.

[itlandm.livejournal.com]

Eh, the way I read it he didn't need to be cured. He was always straight, "sexual immorality" with the gay prostitute just happened.

Well, that makes it much worse. Even if you read the Book as saying that homosexual action is alwys sinful, it is kinda understandable that you do it if you're gay, or even bi. To do it when you're completely heterosexual is a whole new level. To sin without temptation is like ... unimaginably evil. Not even Adam and Eve did that. The only character who comes to mind as doing that is Satan.

I don't think Haggard (or his friends) have really thought this one through. At all.

[sivi-volk.livejournal.com]

I think what he was saying is that he was only gay when having sex, but was straight during his normal, everyday life.

Normal religious partitioning of one's life and mind.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

He "struggled" with homosexuality for DECADES and three weeks of therapy and he's "cured?"

Wow, never underestyimate the power of denial or the gullibility of nutcases


And tghe idea of only being gay while having gay sex? Yeah, no, doesn't quite work that way honey. The fact you WANT teh mansex is what makes you gay

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I like that one too :). I was walking down the street one day, I tripped and suddenly found myself accidentally having buttsex with another man. Repeatedly.