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Feb. 9th, 2007 12:14 pm
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Green-white. Green. Orange-white. Blue. Blue-white. Orange. Brown-white. Brown.
Green-white. Green. Orange-white. Blue. Blue-white. Orange. Brown-white. Brown.
Green-white. Green. Orange-white. Blue. Blue-white. Orange. Brown-white. Brown.
Green-white. Green. Orange-white. Blue. Blue-white. Orange. Brown-white. Brown.
Green-white. Green. Orange-white. Blue. Blue-white. Orange. Brown-white. Brown.
Green-white. Green. Orange-white. Blue. Blue-white. Orange. Brown-white. Brown.
Green-white. Green. Orange-white. Blue. Blue-white. Orange. Brown-white. Brown.
Green-white. Green. Orange-white. Blue. Blue-white. Orange. Brown-white. Brown.
Green-white. Green. Orange-white. Blue. Blue-white. Orange. Brown-white. Brown.
Green-white. Green. Orange-white. Blue. Blue-white. Orange. Brown-white. Brown.
Green-white. Green. Orange-white. Blue. Blue-white. Orange. Brown-white. Brown.
Green-white. Green. Orange-white. Blue. Blue-white. Orange. Brown-white. Brown.
Green-white. Green. Orange-white. Blue. Blue-white. Orange. Brown-white. Brown.

If you know what this means, I pity you.
It doesn't quite have the ring of "all work and no play make Jack a dull boy", but it's getting there.

(And I have a nasty papercut right scross the tip of my thumb, which is just making everything SO MUCH MORE FUN.)

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Date: 2007-02-09 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsbowden.livejournal.com
White-orange, orange, white-green, blue, white-blue, green, white-brown, brown.

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Date: 2007-02-09 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
The devil! The devil! The devil!

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Date: 2007-02-09 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsbowden.livejournal.com
Why are you terminating crossover cables, anyway? Pretty much all modern switches (and GIGE by IEEE spec) will autoneg this.

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Date: 2007-02-09 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
I'm not terminating crossover cables. I'm making perfectly normal non-crossover cables.

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Date: 2007-02-09 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsbowden.livejournal.com
Not with that pattern. That's the oddball end of a crossover cable.

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Date: 2007-02-09 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reyl.livejournal.com
Seems like a normal cable to me.

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Date: 2007-02-09 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsbowden.livejournal.com
I was taught how terminate cables by an ancient Bell guy (like, from the pre 1983 breakup era), and the pattern I posted first in thread was the normal telco standard (which is why I suspect John called me the devil). As long as both ends match, it doesn't really matter (except of course, the proper pairs should be kept together). Hell, you CAN use 8 wire ribbon cable terminated straight across for ethernet if you really want, but don't expect great performance out of it.

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Date: 2007-02-09 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
I just figured crossover cables were evil.

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Date: 2007-02-09 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsbowden.livejournal.com
True evil is terminating 24 pair bundles. I used to know how to do that too. The last pair was left for use as either a spare, or as half of a T1 (which was always separated by 24 pair, unless your local provider was incompetent, T1s were carried over STP or the unused pairs from two 25 pair bundles).

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Date: 2007-02-10 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] denovan.livejournal.com
My spouse (reyl) is correct. i know she is correct - i taught her.

TIA 56A is WG,GR,WO,BL,WB,OR,WBr,BR.

in a crossover (TIA 56B), it's the same as above on one end, and WO,OR,WG,BL,WB,GR,WBr,BR on the other end.

These are the standard in the telecom industry.

for the record, most Bell techs, ancient or otherwise do not know how to cable properly. i could tell you horror stories. also, you cannot use 4 pair ribbon unless you want to completely bag out your network with crosstalk from hell.

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Date: 2007-02-10 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
These are the standard in the telecom industry.

Actually, like I said, TIA 56B is AT&T's standard way of doing things, defined Long Long Ago, but the US DOD went with the other method.

also, you cannot use 4 pair ribbon unless you want to completely bag out your network with crosstalk from hell.

That's pretty much what he said, actually.

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Date: 2007-02-10 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsbowden.livejournal.com
The old Bell guy I learned from wasn't your average truck monkey fucking up circuits in closets, he was an engineer. As John pointed out, the telecom standard predates the others, and depending on who you ask, is the "correct" one.

Now, I'm a DoD contractor these days, and just to annoy them, I make a point of terminating to telco standards. Most mass market pre-terminated Cat[5|5e|6] uses the telco layout.

As John also noted, I pointed out that yes, using straight through ribbon cable is going to suck.

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Date: 2007-02-09 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Uh, no, that's BOTH ends of a standard cable, unless you're AT&T.

I'm not AT&T.

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Date: 2007-02-09 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsbowden.livejournal.com
It's a telco standard. Shit, why do you think the middle two pair match up with standard RJ-11? Hmmm?

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Date: 2007-02-09 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Because Satan wants it that way.

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Date: 2007-02-09 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsbowden.livejournal.com
While I'm no fan of what became of the Bell System after the break up, AT&T wasn't the monster people accuse them of having been.

Two more mergers, and we have Ma Bell back, except that there's no longer a single circuit, billing, trouble, etc system in place.

Frankenstein would be proud of our monster.

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Date: 2007-02-09 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
This has nothing to do with AT&T, and everything to do with the fact that the One True Way of wiring this cables is the way I have been doing it, and the reason this is the One True Way is that if I change that I'd have to go back and redo some of them.

As of now, the One True Way is irrelevant, because I'm done doing dumb network cable shit for today, but up until this very moment doing it your way would have resulted in either a crossover cable or me having to cut off perfectly good cable ends and redo them, because I *started* with a perfectly good 10m cable and now I have 5 perfectly good 2m cables.

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Date: 2007-02-09 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jsbowden.livejournal.com
You know, cables are cheap. I don't terminate them by hand anymore unless I have a very specific reason.

Like, the 1000' spool of Red Cat5e next to my desk and the box of RJ-45s on it. I'm not looking forward to that bit of wiring.

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Date: 2007-02-09 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
I've got a couple of those gargantuan spools, too. Just not at my desk, right now.

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Date: 2007-02-09 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pope-guilty.livejournal.com
It reminds me of:

Blue Blue. Blue Red. Blue Orange. Blue Green.
Red Blue. Red Red. Red Orange. Red Green.
Orange Blue. Orange Red. Orange Orange. Orange Green.
Green Blue. Green Red. Green Orange. Green Green.

But I think perhaps that nobody remembers that anymore.

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Date: 2007-02-09 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ucnu112.livejournal.com
My Mom quotes that one. She did that for a job growing up.

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Date: 2007-02-09 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pope-guilty.livejournal.com
You can get paid for playing DND?

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Date: 2007-02-09 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ucnu112.livejournal.com
She described a very similar pattern to wiring telephone systems. It's been a while since I've heard her say it... and she hasn't been 'growing up' for a while either. =)

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Date: 2007-02-09 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pope-guilty.livejournal.com
DND. What I posted was the easiest way to open the treasure vaults.

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Date: 2007-02-09 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Oh, hey, I remember that now.

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Date: 2007-02-09 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pope-guilty.livejournal.com
On the DOS version, The Warren had a TRV that was, if you knew where the secret doors were, very easily accessible from the stairs up. So you could very easily gain millions of gold and tons of levels simply by running to the TRV, hitting a jackpot, and then running back to the stairs (since leaving the dungeon granted XP equal to half your carried gold, you would often level).

It was great being nine.

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Date: 2007-02-09 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torrain.livejournal.com
God help you, that is getting stuck in my head.

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Date: 2007-02-09 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pope-guilty.livejournal.com
You can always just play it, I suppose.

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Date: 2007-02-09 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Not from that link, you can't.

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Date: 2007-02-10 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pope-guilty.livejournal.com
But from this link you ought to be able to. That last one accidentally contained the URL twice.

Ol Skool

Date: 2007-02-09 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elffin.livejournal.com
It might not have the ring of "All Work and No Play makes Jack a Dull Boy", but it's got the tip.

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Date: 2007-02-09 07:14 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ronebofh.livejournal.com
They call me MISTAH CRIMPS!!

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Date: 2007-02-09 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anivair.livejournal.com
My GOD have I had those days. I hate them with a passion.

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Date: 2007-02-09 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nadriel.livejournal.com
*twitch* I'm having flashbacks...

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Date: 2007-02-09 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drjamez.livejournal.com
I remember doing that sort of crimping. The last time, thankfully, was when I ran my own wiring inside my home. I had managed to talk my employers into either buying pre-crimped cable or getting a contractor to do the dirty work, especially at the rate of pay I was getting back then. Contractors were still cheaper, overall.

I assume you have a continuity tester handy just in case a mistake is found?

- James -

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Date: 2007-02-10 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ambug666.livejournal.com
It reminded me of:

"red yellow green red blue blue blue red purple green yellow orange red red"

but that's a whole nother duck.

sux to be da cable guy, eh?

Date: 2007-02-10 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frlgrb.livejournal.com
Cross 'em over to make life more exciting:
Orange-white, Orange, Green-white, Blue, Blue-white, Green, Brown-white, Brown.
Oooh, I tink I messed myself...

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