"The fish are doing fine. We have implemented a system to keep them in a calm, submissive state."

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[singingnettle.livejournal.com]

Doesn't work for my goldfish (http://singingnettle.livejournal.com/541029.html#cutid2)--they would just try to eat the cat. She's afraid of them. Probably because if they get much bigger, they'll weigh more than she does.