Gotta love Florida.

[theweaselking]

Cop found not criminally liable for stalking woman, disabling his car's GPS, following her to a secluded area far outside his jurisdiction, stopping her illegally, and jerking off on her sweater.

There's nothing illegal about that, says the defense, because she's a stripper and so she really wanted it.

(Yes, this is the same state that arrested a woman on an outstanding misdemeanor warrant, denied her emergency birth control, and refused to investigate, when she went to the police to report that she'd been raped.)

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[chizzer.livejournal.com]

Well... at least she had a fair and balanced jury. *ahem*