Florida, of course.

[theweaselking]

Woman who ineptly fakes her own death is found out by equally inept churchgoers when she shows to her own memorial service.

Comments

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

...did she say, "Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated?"

*reads article*

That's a hell of a way to leave a church. Would they have dragged her back bound hand and foot if she just stopped showing up?

[chaosrah.livejournal.com]

lmao, i found this really funny. especially the part where she says she needed to get away from the church. awesome.

[opaqueplanet.livejournal.com]

When I got suckered into being the "youth representative" for Parish Council, faking my own death to get out of it looked pretty damn appealing.

[mejeep.livejournal.com]

Mark Twain wrote about Huck Finn & Tom Sawyer attending their own funeral. 'taint nuthin' new.

[opaqueplanet.livejournal.com]

At least they had the good sense to hide, though.