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[theweaselking]

In a heartwarming example of criminals going out of their way to help the police, a Wisconsin man was arrested by police after ringing them up to tell the he was trying to break into a church, and then inviting cops to come home with him to have a look at his impressive drugs stash.

'There aren't many arrests like that,' noted Police Chief Jeff Morris.

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[torrain.livejournal.com]

*reads*

*re-reads*

...I'm so confused.

[jerril]

Linked from the same story:

"Accused knicker nicker says he was in bad elf"
A man accused of robbing a Belfast lingerie shop at knifepoint has fallen back on a time honoured defence – namely, his claim that he believed he was a female elf at the time.

"Is that a chameleon in your pocket?"
(woman smuggles lizard through customs)

"Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire"
The latest in a long line of geniuses who've badly injured themselves by trying to recreate a scene from Jackass, a Wisconsin man has been left with badly burned genitals after getting his friend to cover them in lighter fluid and set them on fire.

...

I apparently need to read more Metro.

[jerril]

... More on the knicker nicker:

However, Boyd's defence maintain that at the time, Boyd believed that he was a elf, having been playing the cyberpunk role-playing game Shadowrun.

More specifically, he believed that he was a female shaman (meaning a natural magic user) elf named Beho, and that he thought he was armed with a samurai sword. Boyd admits that he may have 'blurred reality and fantasy'.

He also claims that he can not remember the details of the incident.

[torrain.livejournal.com]

*howl of pain*

[sivi-volk.livejournal.com]

Gyah. Like we need people bullshitting like this and causing the rest of us problems.