(no subject)

[theweaselking]

US Gov't: You ran a whorehouse in DC! You're up on racketeering and money laundering charges!
DC Madam: If that's the case, then maybe I'll sell the records of my client list to pay for my defense.
US Gov't: OH HOLY CRAP NO NO PLEASE DON'T!

Comments

[spartonian.livejournal.com]

I wonder how many patrons are trying to "protect marriage" or other such nonsense in their platforms.

*crosses fingers that women are on the list*

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

*snicker* That hit the front page of my school paper the Diamondback last week, because apparently said madam also advertised in the classifieds of the Diamondback ("for a non-sexual escort service"). I was heating up the popcorn.