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May. 1st, 2007 10:57 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselkingThink your writing sucks? Here's excerpts from Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine's slushpile.
"Sublimely, this time, and just by feel, light was even dimmer inside the war machine than merely beneath the overhang that had been gutted out for it keeping its resplendency restrained."
"Sublimely, this time, and just by feel, light was even dimmer inside the war machine than merely beneath the overhang that had been gutted out for it keeping its resplendency restrained."
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Date: 2007-05-01 03:04 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-05-01 03:24 pm (UTC)Weston was known for the firm but genital hold he had on his men.
That word... I do not think it means what you think it means.
-- Steve's desperately trying to restrain howls of laughter in the bowels of Koobikal Hel.
(PS: don't ask, don't tell)
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Date: 2007-05-01 03:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-05-01 03:45 pm (UTC)Also, this, also from Miss Snark's blog.
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Date: 2007-05-01 03:55 pm (UTC)I can't say for certain whether it is, in fact, the worst sex scene ever written.
However, if there's a worse one out there, I reeeeeeeally don't want to go looking for it.
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Date: 2007-05-01 04:08 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-05-02 06:01 am (UTC)Although I feel like I've just said, "Sure, read the Necronomicon in Dunwich on Walpurgis Night while throwing pebbles at Shub-Niggurath? Why not?"
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Date: 2007-05-02 03:59 pm (UTC)(A preliminary Google turns up nothing, sadly.)
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Date: 2007-05-01 04:57 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-05-02 05:58 am (UTC)Isn't it a a tiny bit speciest to object to Freddy was in the habit of
staring at Beverly's legs as they peaked from her Susie Wong slit dresses. She had a dozen of them. though? Obviously we're talking of a twelve-legged non-human whose legs have knees that poke upwards like a spiders.
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Date: 2007-05-02 10:35 pm (UTC)