"Stupidest Water Ever"

[theweaselking]

Comments

[kalieris.livejournal.com]

Funny that none of them say "I AM NO LONGER THIRSTY".

[squizzlzilla.livejournal.com]

"I AM OVERPRICED"

[kalieris.livejournal.com]

Would that be CatMacro-nesian? ;)

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

AquaMANTRA?

Somewhere, a marketing executive is giggling madly.

[anton-p-nym.livejournal.com]

"If God did not want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep." Eli Wallach, The Magnificent Seven.

-- Steve's finding it harder to resist the temptation to get in on the shearing himself.

[jl-williams.livejournal.com]

I love the second comment on that blog. Loosely translated: "Don't be a dick... drink the love water. What do you have against Love Water, anyway? Clearly you're a retard."

God, people are delusional fuckchops.

[larabeaton.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're contaminating the water with your negative energy.

[torrain.livejournal.com]

Hm.

"I led theweaselking to water, but could not make him cease to think."

[drjamez.livejournal.com]

There will be no paraphrasing of Dorothy Parker here!

(Wait, she was paraphrasing someone else. Never mind.)

- James -

[anuptaphobic.livejournal.com]

somebody should drink the "I am lucky" one in Vegas and then lose all their money gambling and sue them with the argument "It made me feel lucky... I just felt too lucky to quit"

[dranon.livejournal.com]

So if you freeze them and observe them in poorly-controlled experiments, do they freeze into pretty crystalline patterns?