I'm just sayin'

[theweaselking]

(For those who are going to say "but it was de-alcoholised beer!" - near-beer still has about .6% alcohol, making it about a tenth as strong as normal beer and about a fifth as strong as Budweiser, and it is strongly recommended that slobbering drunks who insist that they have no self-control in the face of alcohol, like Bush and his fellow self-defeating twelve-steppers, avoid it. And, besides, if Bush isn't drinking to the point of falling down, how do you explain his regular facial injuries, and his regular cancelling of all morning meetings after every "night off" because he's "unwell"?)