I laugh now.

[theweaselking]

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[heraldofchaos.livejournal.com]

[xrmndml.livejournal.com]

Thats right. Hold on to that 3.5% land mass edge. Once we make Iraq the 51st state, we'll see who's bigger.

[xrmndml.livejournal.com]

Its bigger than most countries.

[koryweb.livejournal.com]

That, and if Alaska's land mass should be questioned, let's talk about the Yukon and Northwest Territories.

That said, please Canada...make us your bitch.

Sincerely,

--Your American Versatile Bottom.

[a-pawson.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't Alaska be taking you up the ass though?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

That's legal in Canada.

[gothpanda.livejournal.com]

Please, please make us your bitch. I could really use some sweet sweet nationalized healthcare 'bout now.

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

Word to your respective parental unit...

[harmonatrix.livejournal.com]

Wow!

[eididdy.livejournal.com]

Funny how if this said the opposite, it'd be derided as jingoistic nonsense.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. After all, you're *not* on top, and you're not bigger.

*This* is jingoistic nonsense, but it's funny because Canada doesn't have a history of trying it.

[eididdy.livejournal.com]

You're not "on top" either. You're further north. So ha.

I just think it's funny when you post Canadian jingoistic (alright, perhaps it's just nationalistic) nonsense as "Haha, this rules, America is teh dummzors" and American jingoistic nonsense as "Everyone on alert! This country is the greatest threat to the galaxy since the goddamn Death Star!"

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I don't find Americans laughing very much when they post that kind of thing.

[eididdy.livejournal.com]

When they post what kind of thing?

[publius1.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you had any jingoistic American friends...

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

But I do know a lot of jingoistic Americans.

[peristaltor.livejournal.com]

And it seems we in the States are aware of, and not thrilled by, this particular state of affairs. Just look at Florida. . . .

[atlasimpure.livejournal.com]

All I have to say that is the this:

Airtight, Fingercuffs, Doublestuff.