1. The boat sinks. 2. Ron sees dead people. 3. Hermione, really a guy. 4. Kreacher killed him in the conservatory with a lead pipe. 5. Voldemort is blown up after a rag tag bunch of fighters shoot a photon torpedo up his hidden vent hole. 6: The death eaters were created when the ministry tried to pacify an entire planet using an airborne drug. 7: Hagrid is shot off of the owl tower by biplanes. 8: Harry originally got his magic when he took the red pill. 9: DObby throws his sock in the volcano. 10: Voldemort got his power from being bitten by a cursed spider. 11: Harry and hermionie, twins separtaed at birth. Oh yeah, and voldemorts his dad. 12: Hagrids zoo gets out of control, takes over the island. 13: Monkeys. 14: He uses the wall of the outhouse as a sail. 15: Draco uses the magic amulet to wipe out all the vampires. 16: Rosebud is a broom. 17: Snape is really Tyler Durden 18: Hogsmead is actually in the middle of downtown London, but no one knows it. 19: Harry is saved by a living stattue sent back in time by himself. 20: Hagrid tunnels out using a little rock hammer hidden in Hogwarts, a history. 21: Nevellie is Kaiser Soze 22: Its Mrs Weasleys head in the box they give to Mr. weasley. 23: Theyre all arrested at teh castel after a cop car pulls up and takes them off to jail. 24: Lucious Malfoy gets lost in the maze and freezes to death. 25: The entire D.A. dies defending the bridge. 26: Luna blows the monster out the airlock wile just wearing underwear.
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OMFG!!!
Date: 2007-07-21 01:46 am (UTC)HERMOINE IS VOLDEMORT'S FATHER!!!!!
Re: OMFG!!!
Date: 2007-07-21 01:50 am (UTC)Re: OMFG!!!
Date: 2007-07-21 01:55 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-21 01:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-21 02:15 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-21 02:15 am (UTC)Oh yeah?!
Date: 2007-07-21 02:17 am (UTC)VOLDEMORT KILLED HARRY'S PARENTS!!!!!
Re: Oh yeah?!
Date: 2007-07-21 08:03 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-21 03:26 am (UTC)1. The boat sinks.
2. Ron sees dead people.
3. Hermione, really a guy.
4. Kreacher killed him in the conservatory with a lead pipe.
5. Voldemort is blown up after a rag tag bunch of fighters shoot a photon torpedo up his hidden vent hole.
6: The death eaters were created when the ministry tried to pacify an entire planet using an airborne drug.
7: Hagrid is shot off of the owl tower by biplanes.
8: Harry originally got his magic when he took the red pill.
9: DObby throws his sock in the volcano.
10: Voldemort got his power from being bitten by a cursed spider.
11: Harry and hermionie, twins separtaed at birth. Oh yeah, and voldemorts his dad.
12: Hagrids zoo gets out of control, takes over the island.
13: Monkeys.
14: He uses the wall of the outhouse as a sail.
15: Draco uses the magic amulet to wipe out all the vampires.
16: Rosebud is a broom.
17: Snape is really Tyler Durden
18: Hogsmead is actually in the middle of downtown London, but no one knows it.
19: Harry is saved by a living stattue sent back in time by himself.
20: Hagrid tunnels out using a little rock hammer hidden in Hogwarts, a history.
21: Nevellie is Kaiser Soze
22: Its Mrs Weasleys head in the box they give to Mr. weasley.
23: Theyre all arrested at teh castel after a cop car pulls up and takes them off to jail.
24: Lucious Malfoy gets lost in the maze and freezes to death.
25: The entire D.A. dies defending the bridge.
26: Luna blows the monster out the airlock wile just wearing underwear.
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Date: 2007-07-21 05:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-21 11:31 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-21 08:06 am (UTC)You sir, are amazing. (the rest of them were also awesome, but this was the best.)
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Date: 2007-07-21 06:43 am (UTC)SPOCK DIES AND THEN RETURNS IN THE NEXT FLICK
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Date: 2007-07-21 12:11 pm (UTC)SNAPE SHOT FIRST
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Date: 2007-07-23 05:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-23 07:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-22 03:24 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-23 01:38 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-23 01:53 am (UTC)HARRY POTTER F'ing dies
Date: 2007-07-24 09:15 am (UTC)