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[theweaselking]

This note on the fridge is to say
That those ripe plums that you put away
Well, I ate them last night
They tasted all right
Plus I slept with your sister. M'kay?

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Having popped to fridge for a bite
I announce that I intend to fight
Any poet who bums
Another man's plums.
Forgive? Will I bollocks, you shite.

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[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

Holy poops, you're on MeFi?

[takhisis.livejournal.com]

To the works of the heavenly choir
No mere mortal could ever aspire.
There's just one thing, dear Lord,
That I fear you've ignored:
I think that my tiger's on fire.

Oh my god I think I just cracked a rib laughing. XD