Oh the pain.
Aug. 1st, 2007 08:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
theweaselkingOne of the hazards of being married to a horror geek is that sometimes I have to watch movies. Bad movies.
Like "Evil Breed: The Legend Of Samhain".
It is quite possibly the most horrible movie ever. Not in the sense of being a bad movie, exactly, but in the sense that in a film with Jenna Jameson, Chasey Lain, Taylor Hayes, and Ginger Lynn Allen[1] as the first-billed actors, the first full-frontal nudity comes from Richard Fucking Grieco.
And the opening credits have just now begun.
[1]: No, really, despite that cast, it's a horror movie, not porn. Or so I am assured by the rating and the plot description. And the presence of a naked Richard Grieco.
Like "Evil Breed: The Legend Of Samhain".
It is quite possibly the most horrible movie ever. Not in the sense of being a bad movie, exactly, but in the sense that in a film with Jenna Jameson, Chasey Lain, Taylor Hayes, and Ginger Lynn Allen[1] as the first-billed actors, the first full-frontal nudity comes from Richard Fucking Grieco.
And the opening credits have just now begun.
[1]: No, really, despite that cast, it's a horror movie, not porn. Or so I am assured by the rating and the plot description. And the presence of a naked Richard Grieco.