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[theweaselking]

NOT WORK SAFE!

A review of "1 Night In China", courtesy of AVN

For those not in the know, AVN is Adult Video News, and 1 Night In China is a pornographic movie starring Joanie Laurer and Sean Waltman.

Yes, that Joanie Laurer and that Sean Waltman. Chyna and X-Pac. In porn.

I do not know what I have done to deserve this. I should also know better than to click on links to AVN.com when I'm A) at work and B) told "You don't want to see this. No, really."

Sadly, I am sheep. I click many links that I am told I don't want to see, just to see why I don't want to see them.

Comments

[thathatedguy.livejournal.com]

My favorite quote: "a pierced catcher’s mitt with a swollen thumb."
Wow. I've never heard of a woman's anatomy described in such a manner.
This is what the professionals refer to as Comedy Gold.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

And what Lovecraft referred to as "the shuddernig, squamous horror that man was never meant to know"

[texas-tiger.livejournal.com]

And then you inflict them on us, your fellow sheep.

Baa.

*smile*