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[theweaselking]

Who says romance is dead? A Cambodian man has been arrested after injecting a woman with his own blood in a poorly thought-out scheme to win her affections, police said on Wednesday.

Comments

[kookiemaster.livejournal.com]

Silly man, you need to be a vampire before you can ghoul people. Go get embraced before you attempt such things.

[kafziel.livejournal.com]

I like how the quote under the picture is from an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

[tezoar.livejournal.com]

...and here was me thinking the best way to a woman's heart was to drink at least thirteen times more booze than her before informing the bar at large that you've been bitten by a snake and require her sucking skills immediately

wait... *did* that one work?