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"Demitrios Kargotis unveiled his Mr Whippy machine at the Ars Technica festival in Linz. It's a self-serve frozen custard machine that doles out portion sizes based on the amount of misery it detects in a voice-stress analysis. The sadder you are, the more ice-cream you get."

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Date: 2007-09-12 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kookiemaster.livejournal.com
I need one!

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Date: 2007-09-12 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] takhisis.livejournal.com
Seems like it could be a Pavlovian-style training device for voice actors. ;)

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Date: 2007-09-12 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
Not getting very much ice cream would make me miserable.

And so I'd need more.

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Date: 2007-09-12 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mhoye.livejournal.com
"James Earl Jones Reported Drowned In Ice-Cream-Technology Mishap"

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Date: 2007-09-13 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyroofone.livejournal.com
Thanks. I have to clean Cola out of my keyboard. :P
(seriously, that was great.)

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Date: 2007-09-13 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gothpanda.livejournal.com
Now they'll be sad AND fat!

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