Guess the state!

[theweaselking]

Plans in the works to forbid dancers from getting within 6 feet of patrons, banning alcohol at strip clubs. Oh, and also at Hooters, where the same restriction would apply to the wait staff.

Comments

[kookiemaster.livejournal.com]

Ohio!

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Nice try!

[kookiemaster.livejournal.com]

I figured the overly prude thing was more ohio-like ... but then I saw the palm trees. :P

[dreamshade.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's always either Ohio or Florida, and you'd think this would be more Ohio territory. But then you remember who's the governor of Florida, and it makes sense.

[kookiemaster.livejournal.com]

Damit!

[post-ecdysis.livejournal.com]

Commissioner Thaxton wants the term "semi-nudity" to be looked at closer.

Supposeably, its one of them states that don't put none of them adverbs in there news.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Carl Burke manages the Cheetah Lounge and is concerned this may drive a way his business.

This line also confused me at first before I figured out what word they meant to use. That's high quality reporting, right there.

[cmseward.livejournal.com]

The really important question is: How will this affect the Sunglasses of Justice™?

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Dear gods, why do they care if the ladies are sitting in customer's laps and merrily humping away? They're adults. They're in a building that specifically caters for merry humping - let them get on with it!