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[theweaselking]

"But as impressive as the advance in implants and transplants might be, these still don't seem like quite enough to produce an Eternal Generation capable of bankrupting the system to the tune of $13.6 trillion. No mere medical advance could hope to do that.

So, obviously, what we're left with is vampirism.

We can only conclude, based on the figures they provide, that the Treasury Department has secret classified knowledge of a coming scourge of baby boomer vampires. This generation of Americans will begin retiring in three years and, instead of moving to Florida to play golf, or volunteering with the local library, they will become bloodsucking immortal creatures of the night, an army of the soulless undead, hiding from the sun, preying on the weak, and cashing their monthly checks throughout the unending centuries until the system racks up a deficit of $13.6 trillion."

Comments

[giza.livejournal.com]

Time for me to start investing in companies that sell crosses and holy water!

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

I have run across at least one Catholic supplier on the Internet who can provide both of these things, but it was awhile ago and I no longer recall the name.

[atlasimpure.livejournal.com]

And the great unmentionable is that if Congress hadn't looted the surplus for pet projects, there'd be enough money to last till kingdom come.