Don't Click It - special "John is pretty skeeved out at this one" edition!

[theweaselking]

Don't Click It.

You have to click a second time to start the video for this edition of Don't Click It. I would advise, sincerely, that you not do so. Do not, under any circumstances, click that link, and do not, under any circumstances, click the video after.

I'll let you determine work-safeness for yourself. Hint: It's labelled "Don't Click It".

EDIT: In case this wasn't clear enough, DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK. It is vile. It is horrible. It is un-good and un-clean in the eyes of the Lord. There are creationists. It is disgusting and induces revulsion and illness in the weak of stomach - for values of "weak of stomach" that include, by his own admission, flemco.

I share it with you because I cannot unsee what I have seen. I can only share the desire to unsee.

Comments

[flemco.livejournal.com]

You gonna get LJ-ban't.

[thette.livejournal.com]

I think this is the first time I've really regretted clicking your links.

[flemco.livejournal.com]

This is the first time he's posted something that I actually refused to post.

[pyroofone.livejournal.com]

People around the office have been talking about this, and attempting to get others to view it.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

So it's work-safe for your work, I take it.

(Nope, not clicking. Not even pre-clicking. I have learned to trust John about these things a long, long time ago.)

[kafziel.livejournal.com]

Have you seen swap.avi? (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/horrible-saga-swapavi.php)

It's fun. I could throw a torrent or something somewhere, if there isn't one already.

[tsunami-ryuu.livejournal.com]

Y'know, that's one of those infamous videos I've heard so much about that I basically know what it is, what happens in the video, etc., but haven't actually watched it.

Thank goodness.

[chizzer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, is it sad that I first saw this just over a month ago?

I think it's a bad thing.

[tjackson.livejournal.com]

i'll admit i couldn't watch till the end. it was ... a good thing i hadn't eaten today.

Yawn

[frith]

If those women are indeed consuming shit and not a low quality chocolate ice cream, they must have pretty healthy immune systems. And bad breath. Come to think of it, dogs eat a lot of shit too. Perhaps they have dog breath.

Over all, that video was not worth watching. I'd better check my laptop for parasites now.

[thathatedguy.livejournal.com]

This is a first. I clicked to another tab as soon as I saw the glass being filled. I could watch the horse video, I could look at any other Do Not Click piece of fuckered-up you've posted before, but this time, you beat me. This time, you actually fucked with me.
The mere thought of what was about to happen filled me with a terror I've never felt on the whole interweb..

[kafziel.livejournal.com]

horse video? I don't remember a horse video. Do tell.

[hakerh.livejournal.com]

Well, that's time in my life that I'll never get back. Jesus. I can only hope those girls made at least half a semester's tuition worth with that.

[vagabond27.livejournal.com]

those girls aren't going to college.

[cmseward.livejournal.com]

Yeah, anything that actually skeeves you out, I think I'll pass on.

[drjamez.livejournal.com]

Totally heterosexually speaking...

...I love you.

- James -

;-)

[chaosrah.livejournal.com]

I watched it, said oh my god for about 5 mins, then tried to continue watching, and gagged. I could not finish this one.

[catsidhe.livejournal.com]

You are safe, for all eternity, from the fear of Hell.

After that one, Satan won't take you either.

[reyl.livejournal.com]

Nope, still not clicking. You can't get me with your vile reverse psychology. Newp. Especially not after reading the description of said link in the comments.

I am reaffirmed in my decision to never EVER click your DO NOT CLICK links.

[fatfred.livejournal.com]

Yaknow, I click Warren's Do Not Click Links...
But after the description, I'm not going there.

[unclebebby.livejournal.com]

hurray, I was able to watch it until the 28th second, then I vomited my childhood innocence...

[seriesfinale.livejournal.com]

It started so promisingly

[tomtherat.livejournal.com]

I, Jonathan, declare this to be epic.

[itlandm.livejournal.com]

So now I can't figure whether I'm a robot for not clicking when it says "Don't click!" or an alien for not falling for the obvious reverse psychology...

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

You're defining your personality based on terms introduced in a popular TV show. Definitely robot.

[harper-knight.livejournal.com]

it's not that bad, really.

[peristaltor.livejournal.com]

The only people who would say this wear scuba gear to the outhouse . . . and wait. . . .

[spartonian.livejournal.com]

I'm intrigued, but I don't think viewing the link from the ship is a good idea(or even possible given bandwidth restrictions).

[wraith-mistress.livejournal.com]

WOW.... um.... WOW...

that is odd.

Gross and odd.

Can't really say that turned me on. BUT having seen a few japanese anime... I think it just might be right up someones alley. :)

Marlene

[atlasimpure.livejournal.com]

I think I was actually more surpised by a the one girl bein g able to fill it while standing up.