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Of course, this isn't what ACTUALLY would happen. What actually would happen is that Bruce Wayne would trip over his cape, fall down, and wet himself. Not because that's Superman, no, no, not at all, but because he's Batman, and with Batman you're either Adam West or Frank Miller, and both suck.

But I digress.

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Date: 2007-10-18 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drjamez.livejournal.com
West didn't suck. It was a style thing. HOWEVER, the style, like all styles, fall out of favor. That's fine. ;-)

Still... MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE! (With credit, naturally.)

- James -

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Date: 2007-10-18 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreamshade.livejournal.com
Couldn't we have the Kevin Conroy Batman? Please? I'm pretty sure that's the Batman that counts. Even versus DC continuity.

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Date: 2007-10-18 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcpino.livejournal.com
C. Bale couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag.

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Date: 2007-10-18 05:10 am (UTC)

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Date: 2007-10-18 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wise-man.livejournal.com
I disagree. My boy Michael Keaton would dropkick Superman and make it look good, all while shooting a wink-and-tickle to fine ass early 90s Kim Bassinger, cleft-pallet or not.

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Date: 2007-10-18 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eididdy.livejournal.com
Actually I think the last time this happened he had Selina Kyle drop Lois Lane off the roof of the Daily Planet. 'Cause he's the goddamn Batman.

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Date: 2007-10-18 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] razelore.livejournal.com
I found yer journal from popeguilty posting this.

Personally, I find it funny as hell, thanks.

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Date: 2007-10-18 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torrain.livejournal.com
I think it actually *did* happen--I know the Kryptonite ring thing and Supes going (ahem) batshit did. Hush, written by Jeff Loeb.

(Same guy who wrote Batman: The Long Hallowe'en, which I have been meaning to lay hands upon, due to its getting an Eisner. Eisners will cause me to listen.)

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Date: 2007-10-18 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theweaselking.livejournal.com
I'm aware of the story he's relating.

However, he, and obviously the comic as well, got it WRONG.

That is all.

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Date: 2007-10-18 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eididdy.livejournal.com
I think I've figured out why you hate Batman so much.

Let's just say I'll be calling you the goddamn weaselking from now on.

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Date: 2007-10-18 03:35 pm (UTC)

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