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Old and busted: Karaoke.
Also old and busted: Pornography.

New hotness: Pornaoke!

A new nightclub in Edinburgh is aiming to combine pornography with the only activity which perhaps provokes more general embarrassment: karaoke. The somewhat unusual hybrid is being called pornaoke.

Instead of tanked-up businessmen and hen nights murdering cheesy hits, pornaoke participants are being asked to provide the soundtrack for silent porn films - supplying grunts, screams and groans.

Anyone feeling they can outdo Meg Ryan's performance in When Harry Met Sally may be up for a prize in the best solo performance category. Those not wishing to alarm their partner(s) can enter the group sex category.

The promoters of the club said the night was more akin to a 70s quizshow than a cinema screening hardcore skin flicks, though admittedly one with fewer clothes.

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