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[theweaselking]

Vibrating Pleasure Periscope: This is a vibrator AND a periscope! The tip is rounded clear plastic and lights up. The 1-inch shaft is hollow with a mirror inside its base. A 1-inch square window provides a lit view of any orifice you choose to inspect (yours or someone else's). Insertable to about 4.5 inches. It has separate on/off switches for both the vibrator and the light, so you can use either one independently of the other. Try using it with a speculum! Total height 8.5 inches.
Uses 2 AA batteries (not included).
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