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[theweaselking]

Vibrating Pleasure Periscope: This is a vibrator AND a periscope! The tip is rounded clear plastic and lights up. The 1-inch shaft is hollow with a mirror inside its base. A 1-inch square window provides a lit view of any orifice you choose to inspect (yours or someone else's). Insertable to about 4.5 inches. It has separate on/off switches for both the vibrator and the light, so you can use either one independently of the other. Try using it with a speculum! Total height 8.5 inches.
Uses 2 AA batteries (not included).
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I am terrified.

Comments

[erythrina.livejournal.com]

You know, this is not going to help my insomnia one damn bit.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

I don't know how to put this, but not only have I seen this before (it was reviewed either in Bust or in the Blowfish catalog), it's far from the weirdest sex toy I've ever seen.

(My life is pretty vanilla, actually; I just know some odd people.)

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I've seen weirder as well.

This is, however, NEW and weird in a particularly unsexy way, and hence notable.

[catlin.livejournal.com]

I would ask Why, but I really don't want to know what someone woudl see in that toy.. *shudders* How horrible.. I think I liked the glowy vibrator one of our SCA locals used as a flashlight at underwater Valor last year so much better...

[missysedai.livejournal.com]

OK, that doesn't look the least bit fun.

[publius1.livejournal.com]

How else are you going to find the shot glasses?

[waterspyder.livejournal.com]

Going down was never meant to be like this...