"I have brought you food. You are welcome. Please eat this now."
*human fails to eat the yummy dead bird* *cat continues to look at human, willing them to understand*
"Silly whiskerless, furless, clumsy, tailless, bad-balanced, half-deaf, half-blind, short-nosed thing! What is going to happen to you if you can't feed yourself? Must I do *everything* for you?"
*stalks off* *ponders wisdom of bringing back a _mostly_ dead food-thing next time... maybe the twitching will trigger whatever dormant excuse for hunting instinct the stupid human has...*
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Date: 2008-01-29 10:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-01-29 10:43 pm (UTC)I hait mai laif.
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Date: 2008-01-29 11:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-29 11:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-01-31 02:54 pm (UTC)"I have brought you food. You are welcome. Please eat this now."
*human fails to eat the yummy dead bird*
*cat continues to look at human, willing them to understand*
"Silly whiskerless, furless, clumsy, tailless, bad-balanced, half-deaf, half-blind, short-nosed thing! What is going to happen to you if you can't feed yourself? Must I do *everything* for you?"
*stalks off*
*ponders wisdom of bringing back a _mostly_ dead food-thing next time... maybe the twitching will trigger whatever dormant excuse for hunting instinct the stupid human has...*
...it does explain their superiority complex.