Real, true headlines:

[theweaselking]

"Alien Sex Offenders Being Deported From Virginia"

Comments

[rhiannonmai.livejournal.com]

That picture is too freakin' funny!
Where did you find it?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

It came up on one of the Russian "random photos" communities, right above a person quoting that headline, in my Friends list.

It was too perfect not to combine!

[rhiannonmai.livejournal.com]

Good call! ;D

[a-pawson.livejournal.com]

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

[peristaltor.livejournal.com]

I'm wondering when someone will paint a similar picture of the Chupacabra (goat sucker).

[wyatt1048.livejournal.com]

That painting is beautiful. I get the impression the old woman has done that a thousand times before, and will be doing it again tomorrow.