This one's actually pretty mild. Just... why?

[theweaselking]

Don't Click It

"Don't Click It" means "Not Work Safe"

EDIT: Adjusted because feedreaders don't respect LJ-cuts.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_jeremiad/]

Asparagus fetish.

[torrain.livejournal.com]

She looks like a ChiaPet!

[harald387.livejournal.com]

"Okay, honey, I've spread the seed goop... now just hold that position for 4-6 days."

[chizzer.livejournal.com]

There is no way that the phrase "seed goop" should be used in the context of this photo.

[harald387.livejournal.com]

That is why I chose to use it, of course.

[drstein.livejournal.com]

Ah, she's probably going to headline the Stockton Asparagus Festival (http://www.asparagusfest.com) next year.

[reyl.livejournal.com]

This is not mild. This is mildly horrifying. Tentacles would be less scary.

*cries*

Serves me right for clicking... This is the first and last time I ever give into that urge. It was the `this is mild`. You fooled me.

Bastard.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

#1: This IS mild. You just haven't clicked on any of the other ones, so you have nothing to compare it to.

#2: Tricked you? I damn well told you not to click on it! How much more clear can I bloody get?

[reyl.livejournal.com]

You are right... I am punish'ed.

*sobs in the corner*

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Well, there's this one which you should also not click, and is milder than the asparagus one. There aren't even any visible genitalia!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_jeremiad/]

*snicker

Lawn gnomes.

[reyl.livejournal.com]

I hate you in ways I cannot describe... Mostly because I'm too busy sobbing. You.... Damn you.

[lafinjack.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, sir, there's more where that came from!

http://www.lafinjack.net/images/random/dunkin.jpg
http://www.lafinjack.net/images/random/peppers.jpg
http://www.lafinjack.net/images/random/cookie.jpg
http://www.lafinjack.net/images/random/old.jpg
http://www.lafinjack.net/images/random/ceiling.jpg

[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

...huh?

[fortysevenbteg.livejournal.com]

Her nostrils and ears are not filled. Incomplete.

[dreamshade.livejournal.com]

Asparagus was once touted as an aphrodisiac, yes?

[opaqueplanet.livejournal.com]

eew eew eew, not for men I hope.

[tsunami-ryuu.livejournal.com]

Well, given I've seen linked by you in the past, all I can think about this one is, "At least it's not fish."

[drjon.livejournal.com]

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!

[unknownpoltroon.livejournal.com]

Its CHIAHOOKER!!

[chizzer.livejournal.com]

Everyone knows asparagus makes your pee smell funny. Why would she take the direct route? That would be terrible...

[bellacrow.livejournal.com]

why, why, why, why did I click?