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[theweaselking]

"Man tells police 'I've been raped by a wombat'"

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[heraldofchaos.livejournal.com]

[jerril]

Baby wombats are cute. Adult wombats are evil angry creatures. But evil in the 'break your legs then claw you open' sense, not evil in the "sexually molest you and force you to 'speak Australian'" sense.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

I think more things should molest me and make me speak Australian.

Not animals, though. People. Specifically, I think Anna Paquin should molest me and make me speak Australian.