This is why I love Glasgow. This, and headlines like I kicked burning terrorist in balls so hard that I tore a tendon in my foot (http://www.manoverse.com/2007/12/10/manliest-news-headline-ever/).
I didn't say anything about it being funny or not. I just linked to Snopes to those who wanted to check it out, only because this has been circulating the Internet as 'the truth' for a few years now. Don't get your panties in a knot.
A musician dies and goes to musicians' heaven. He wanders around, seeing Beethoven, Hendrix, Morrison. Then he glances into an office and sees Bono hard at work.
He rushes up to an angel and asks when Bono died.
The angel looks confused for a moment, and then says, "Oh, that's not Bono, it's God. He just thinks he's Bono."
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Date: 2008-03-28 10:58 pm (UTC)I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
Thanks!
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Date: 2008-03-29 02:29 am (UTC)That is brilliant.
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Date: 2008-03-29 02:05 pm (UTC)PS:
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Date: 2008-03-29 04:42 pm (UTC)On a Related Note
Date: 2008-03-29 05:31 pm (UTC)He rushes up to an angel and asks when Bono died.
The angel looks confused for a moment, and then says, "Oh, that's not Bono, it's God. He just thinks he's Bono."