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[theweaselking]

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[missysedai.livejournal.com]

I waver between feeling like this is sad and wondering who threw up on that plate.

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

That'll probably be me in about 2 weeks.

Except I won't typically have martinis with my Stouffer's Whatever-it-is.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Why?

Dinner for 1...

[mcpino.livejournal.com]

Why will that be me, or why no martini?

1) That'll probably be me as my girlfriend is calling us quits.

2) I prefer a martini or six before dinner, not typically with.

[atlasimpure.livejournal.com]

I find this much healthier than about 97 alternatives.

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Drinking VERMOUTH straight?

Yikes.

While dining with a fucking anime character?

Extra-double-plus-strong YIKES.

I would be impressed by *half* those alternatives.

[atlasimpure.livejournal.com]

With food that bad, I wouldn't want functional taste buds either.

It's probably the closest thing to an emotional relationship that this person is capable of.

1.Furries.
2.Realdoll.
3.Stalking.
4.Suicide.
5.LOLcatz
6.Etc.

[agingcusahack.livejournal.com]

OK, so it wasn't just me.

[zdallin.livejournal.com]

Man, her food looks better than his does...

[wise-man.livejournal.com]

This is one of the single most depressing things I've seen in a long time. I love my girlfriend.

[leighdb.livejournal.com]

Fail.