A penguin takes his car into a shop. While the mechanic is working, he buys an ice cream cone, which he eats sloppily, getting vanilla all over his face.
Later, the mechanic says, "Looks like you've blown a seal."
"No," says the penguin, "he tried to ass-rape me."
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Date: 2008-05-03 07:04 am (UTC)A New Punchline!
Date: 2008-05-03 06:21 pm (UTC)Later, the mechanic says, "Looks like you've blown a seal."
"No," says the penguin, "he tried to ass-rape me."
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Date: 2008-05-04 12:27 am (UTC)