I want to see the other 38 entries on this chart.

[theweaselking]

EDIT: The rest of the chart is here!

Comments

[kadath.livejournal.com]

What?! Warming my feet on him is one of the main reasons I keep him around!

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

It's okay, getting dressed for breakfast makes up for it.

[kadath.livejournal.com]

I sleep right through breakfast! With my icy feet all over my man!

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh. That's another demerit.

I hope you at least cook his meals on time?

[kadath.livejournal.com]

Eh, we're not married, so it's not like any of this applies to us!

[rgovrebo.livejournal.com]

I sleep right through breakfast! With my icy feet all over my man!

If you add more ice to keep the cooling effect, I'm sure that's a lot of demerits.

[faolan-phe0nix.livejournal.com]

I'm lucky if I wear clothes at all to breakfast. I guess I don't get a point.

[razelore.livejournal.com]

#2 should not be a demerit, though it should still be worth 5 points.

[aeduna.livejournal.com]

Try boiling them for a while to soften the meat.

[razelore.livejournal.com]

I was going to say they'd already be tenderized, but I'm unwilling to get that close to one.

[crazy-alexy.livejournal.com]

Lol, I want to see the husband's demerit page. ^_^

Also, I think #11 should be flipped.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

I flirt at religious functions, does that make it a wash?

FAIL

[singingnettle.livejournal.com]

I am so glad I wasn't born in 1920. I would probably have been executed.

Re: FAIL

[singingnettle.livejournal.com]

I'll take option B. It sounds like it's more fun.

[ucnu112.livejournal.com]

off topic: Using this (http://media.admirald.net/ljimages/?n=50&r=Off), I stumbled upon this journal (http://rgoff31.livejournal.com/) and thought of you. Looks like they've got your style of stuff contained within.

[mhoye.livejournal.com]

"Wears red nail polish to breakfast and nothing else" seems like an unambiguous win to me.

Also, the fact that "flirts with other men" and "is suspicious or jealous" are right next to each other is particularly fine.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

...so would pointing out the irony of having #11 and #12 on the same demerit list be unnecessary, then?

[lunargale.livejournal.com]

So, apparently the men don't have to go to church. Guess they get a free ticket to heaven by having a religious wife, or something to that effect. >.>

Seriously, I'm so glad I didn't live in the 1930s. xD No one would marry me.

Also, why should getting dressed for breakfast be a good thing? Mine seems to enjoy naked breakfast time so much more. . .

[ursulav.livejournal.com]

This may be the best thing ever.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Tell me tell me TELL me this is parody?

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

Nope. Click the image, see the source.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

You shatter my precious precuous clinging to delusions

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

Demerits: 12

Merits: 12

I fail at being a wife. Good thing I'm just a girlfriend. ;)

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

You really need to do the rest of the quiz - 50 items in each list, in total - to get the right results.

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

Ooooh... I didn't realise there was more. That makes more sense!!

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

I guess they don't post the rest. :/

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

They didn't. jerril did, however.

Here!
http://flickr.com/photos/tiabla/sets/72157605047200616/

[glitteringlynx.livejournal.com]

SWEET! :D

[jerril]

I HAVE FOUND THE REST OF THE QUIZ. ALL HAIL THE INTERNETS.

http://flickr.com/photos/tiabla/sets/72157605047200616/

Also, the husbands quiz.

I smell a rat...

[senorcameltoe.livejournal.com]

Did anyone notice that the picture on Flickr is different than the one that is on this page?

There is an additional "Copyright 1939" on this pic that is not on the Flickr pages. What is Photoshopped? What is not? Is it even real to begin with?

All questions for pondering...

Re: I smell a rat...

[senorcameltoe.livejournal.com]

Ok... maybe it is only different versions of the pamphlet... maybe.... This seems to add legitimacy.
http://www.apa.org/monitor/2008/05/marriage.html

Re: I smell a rat...

[theweaselking.livejournal.com]

You mean the original link on the original image in the original post? Yeah. It does do that.

Re: I smell a rat...

[senorcameltoe.livejournal.com]

Um... yes - I was agreeing with you. On my first read I didn't notice that the pic was linked to a different site than the update link below it.